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Click Regret

This is an unintentional click/ like on a pic or post that you don't actually like but subsequently too lazy (or maybe even too nice) to go back and unlike/unclick.
Crap! I "liked" her pic by accident, now I got total click regret.
by WordsyChick July 2, 2014
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Outrage-click

The act of clicking on an internet article because it's headline has provoked a sense of outrage within the reader.

The articles are typically clickbait designed to generate a sense of outrage, leading to more page views and advertising revenue. They are rarely enlightening or teach the reader anything new, and could be construed as an intellectual waste of time.
I foolishly outrage-clicked on an article about flat earthers, even though they are ultimately inconsequential and not worth anybody's time thinking about.
by PS1_Ron August 4, 2020
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Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
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Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.
Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat
by 2rubloo June 17, 2018
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Click war

A fierce online competition where numerous people rapidly attempt to secure limited items, such as event tickets, exclusive merchandise, or online deals, often resulting in website crashes and frustration.
I tried to get tickets for the concert, but the click war was insane—everything sold out in seconds!
by azoto360 February 27, 2025
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Dumb Clicking

Also known as "dead clicking" is when a person has too much energy but not enough brain power, and starts rapidly clicking (2 or more times in succession) in the same area of the screen instead of saving clicks and keypresses for intelligent and productive actions.
dumb clicking
Fanboi 1: Wow that LoL pro is spamming left Clic leik crayZ

Fanboi 2: League of Legends is a dumb game for dumb people so I'm not surprised how many dumb clicks per minute these guys are pulling

Fanboi 1: oof
by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020
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The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is
by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011
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