Flash-Drive Jockey

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

flash animation

Women exposing themselves and juggling their breasts; exposing their tits and playing with them.

I went to the beach yesterday and saw flash animation

by sajj May 27, 2009

All Flash No Cash

People who spend money that they do not have.
or
People who spend money on the wrong things.

Sam: Yo man, what do you think of Cody? He dress fresh , doesn't he?

Charan: Idk man, he's "All Flash No Cash"

Sam: Word

by Snapperjack Williams August 4, 2011

Alaskan Flash-Bang

When you ejaculate on a females face, unless your gay, and you slap her ears right after.

I cant see....OWWWW!!! I must have gotten an Alaskan Flash-Bang!

by Squirtle Squirtle December 13, 2010

Milwaukee Flash Mob

The practice of gathering a large group of African-American people together in a crowded environment and simultaneously beginning to target and assault any white people in the vicinity. It is similar to a traditional flash mob in that the event is pre-planned via text message, social networking, or e-mail. Instead of breaking out into a coordinated song and dance, the people involved assault nearby white people and vandalize and loot nearby vendors.

For example, on August 4, 2011, a group of approximately 100 Africa-American teenagers launched a Milwaukee Flash Mob at the state fair grounds in West Allis, WI following an M.C. Hammer concert.

by milwaukeemayhem August 7, 2011

Flash Game Nerd

A nerd who is obsessed with getting high scores on an online Flash game. They play the game everyday so they can rank in high scores or leaderboards.

Man, Steve is such a flash game nerd, he's been playing that game all day and he isn't happy with being in the 10th spot.

I've been playing this game for a while and my score isn't even close. Ah well, isn't worth being a flash game nerd over.

by Super Saiyan Link June 17, 2009

Titty Flash Monday

The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice

"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"

by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014