Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.

As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.

by pinkamigo November 24, 2014

thats extremely nice

a sarcastic phrase used to show ignorance and that you dont care about what someone has to say

person A: im better than you at hanging coats on doors
person B: thats extremely nice.

by exdeekappa June 24, 2017

extreme nuttery

The act of nutting onto a peanut than force feeding it to a complete nutter.

Nuttery dude: Hehehehe
Concerned citizen: What's going on
Nuttery dude: I just completed extreme nuttery at the mental asylum

Concerned citizen: Oh

by LONG SCHLONG! August 15, 2018

Extreme Bobo Syndrome

The state of bobo-ness that reaches stage 5 and is incurable

It's sad to see our friend Kenneth received the Extreme Bobo Syndrome

by Adilo September 17, 2021

The Extremely Goofy Moovie

The Extremely Goofy Moovie is a movie that is extremely goofy. I mean for fucks sake

Bitch 1:“Do you want to watch the Extremely Goofy Moovie?”
Bitch 2: “Fuck off sharon I was never friends with you.”

by Darood McSansterm June 5, 2018

extreme the muhfugga

an extreme white rapper that is considered “the mother fucking man”

Extreme the MuhFugga is hella dope

by Extreme the muhfugga November 24, 2021

Oreo Extreme Dreamjob

When you take your date to the Cheesecake Factory, and he/she/they crawls under the booth and gives you a blowjob after eating Oreo Extreme Dream Cheesecake with oreo still in his/her/their mouth. (Credit for name to be given to Josh aka Fuckface).

Boy, you went to Cheesecake Factory? Did she give you an Oreo Extreme Dreamjob.

by lizzzkitty February 8, 2022