Elijah

Retarted

Elijah is retarted

by Malik Jonson November 20, 2023

Elijah

Elijah is a name. That’s it. He usually won’t care and has a dark sense of humour.

Girl “hey Elijah”
Elijah “what”
Girl “want to go eat somewhere”
Elijah “nah I’m good”

by Laconic February 3, 2022

Elijah

I know we've all watched the Eli movie and are scared but the Elijah boys are the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. They are the best males you'll ever know so if you lose an Elijah, you deserve to lose your life.

Girl 1: I'm into J___ again
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...

by MyManIsSoHotWTF October 15, 2023

Elijah Bissonette

One of the hottest guys in the world
Loves anime
loves video games

Girl: Oh my god that guy is so Elijah Bissonette
Boy: Yeah because i am a Elijah Bissonette

by turtlegaming February 6, 2017

Elijah

He is the nicest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches no matter the race. He has the biggest shlong you’ll ever see. Whenever you’re down he’ll always be there to reassure. His love for anyone is like a flame that never dies out. When he says he loves you. It’s because he wants to make love to you

Rachael: who is that pimped looking man

Elijah: that’s me champ

by Nunslayer68 November 23, 2021

elijah lewis

A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.

Damn daddy you sooooooo THICCCCCCCC like Elijah Lewis

by HondaSensai November 2, 2020

Elijah Dragun

emo emo emo emo emo eome emoe moe moe moe meme emo emo meo emo
emo emoe
emoemoemoemoe

emoe moe moe meo emoemoemoe
emoemoe

emo emo emo

you are an Elijah Dragun

by Aaraav Patel November 28, 2023