Dutch Route

After being declined Anal Sex, you might consider a "Dutch Route": Slipping on an Everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the vaginal passage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; Once out, you again put an Everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the anus. Numb, she will not know exactly which hole you're dogging her in. Success!!!

She wouldn't let me pound that ass, so I pulled a Dutch Route in that shit!

by AuraliusIAm July 11, 2011

Dutch Man

A guy with a seriously big cock.

Holy shit, look at that dutch man!

by somedude October 28, 2004

Dutch Gut Soup

A common meal for broke pot-heads consisting of the inside or "guts" of a dutch master cigar and hot water.

"Man, i got the munchies but we don't have any money for food!"
"Just cook up some dutch gut soup, looks like that's all we'll be eating for a while."

by Hood_master_og November 9, 2009

Dutch oven

Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and the smell seeps out to your nose as soon as you lift the covers up. Because the smell is concentrated by the time it gets to you, it's ten times worse (or better, up to you) than it normally would be.

I farted under the covers. This is also known as the act of (or creating a) Dutch oven.

by bluthuf November 28, 2013

Dutch Waterfall

A Dutch Waterfall is the sexual practice in which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and the woman drools out the jism

"Hey, I just shot one into my chick and she pulled a dutch waterfall"

by Billy Hitler July 26, 2007

dutch buffalo

A type of 'finishing move' a woman will preform on a man during sex, that consists of the man turning face down, then the woman sitting on his back, and ramming her thumb up his rectum as hard as she can, for the man to climax.

- Also referred to as "milking the prostate".

"Ow! Dammit!"

You-uh, you ok Bob?

"Cathy gave me a dutch buffalo, last night."

Really? H-how was it?

"Oh it was good. I just wish she didn't get her nails done yesterday"

Ouch

"....Y-e-a-h"

by holocoaster88 January 15, 2010

Dutch Tornado

A large fart accompanied by diarrhea and which the asshole is aimed toward the face of the victim thus spraying the victim with a funnel of noxious gas and poop pellets.

Joe: I hate you bob. Go suck a penis.
Bob: *Pulls down pants and moons Joe*
Joe: F*** you.
Bob: Take this Dutch Tornado B****! *SPLAAAAAT*
Joe: WHAT THE F***ing **** **** ***** a ***** the **** up yo ***** ****

by I HATE ALEX November 7, 2010