Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 07, 2024
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Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023
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dock box

A term used to describe a local girl who lives in a tropical place that cruises million-dollar yacht Marina docks looking for money, drugs, and immigration opportunities in exchange for sex with the yacht crew.
After the island dock box got all the coke and cash she could from the yacht captain, she moved on the the first mate.
by maddy dog April 05, 2010
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speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 21, 2011
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Dock rat

A women fishermen who is hired just for cleaning and sexual favors while out at sea, and moves on to a new boat once the vessel has reached a new port.
“I should hire that dock rat for the season so I can have her polish my dishes and my c@&?
by Balls and sacks June 09, 2022
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Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 09, 2013
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E-Docking

When two medium range city in AOZ attack each other with rocket soldiers. The penis shaped rocket tips explode onto each similarly to a natural docking where two men go tip to tip. The alpha uses loose skin preferably foreskin to “Chinese finger trap” the shafts.
(904) God of death likes to dock in his free time with strangers and e-docking when he catches an STD.
by Poo858 December 31, 2024
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