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Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.
Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station
by Fullgae September 12, 2025
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Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
by phil endicott May 23, 2020
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Japanese finger docking

When 2 guys put there dicks in either end of a japanese finger trap
Little Johnny asked his buddy if he wanted to go to his room and perform japanese finger docking
by MrP1972 January 6, 2021
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was fucked, but next thing my boys showed up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Dock rat

A women fishermen who is hired just for cleaning and sexual favors while out at sea, and moves on to a new boat once the vessel has reached a new port.
I should hire that dock rat for the season so I can have her polish my dishes and my c@&?
by Balls and sacks June 8, 2022
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Cross Docking

The act of taking a clear plastic tube about 2 feet long and inserting one end into a recipients anus and the other end into another recipients anus then taking turns pushing human waste back and forth into each others anus.
David and Ray just bought a shiny new glass tube to play a game of cross Docking at the party tonight. They have eaten allot of corn and tacos to make sure they are ready for the fun!
by Zipcar March 11, 2025
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Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023
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