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"The demon is dead, by my hands!" -Elite after killing the Master Chief

"Kill the demon!" -Prophet of Truth upon Master Chief's being teleported into High Charity
by an elite July 8, 2009
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demon wolf

Demon wolves are party animals. They dont give a shit. Demon wolves are pimps they get all the girls. Everyone loves demon wolves.
Aye, hes such a demon wolf hes awesome pimp
by The flaming potato March 26, 2016
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Cum-Sucking Demon Slut

A person who sucks a lot of cum and is also a demon and a slut. usually, terminology only used when someone doesnt know what else to insult another person with. Basically, stupid assholes say to their perfect ex-girlfriends.
Sam: you know what kate, you are a cum-sucking demon slut
by demonslut November 6, 2011
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Demon

A demon is a girl, who on the hotness scale can range anywhere from a 4 to an 7 but with the use of tricksy tactics can increase her image by 3 to 4 points!

Here are some useful tips to spot a demon.

1. Ask your friends, "is she hot?" If there is a general argument as to if she's hot or not, most likely she's a demon trying to break your friendship apart.

2. If she's wearing sunglasses, she's either trying to keep the sun out of her eyes or hide the fact that she's a demon. the latter statement is probably the most plausible. Remember the bigger the glasses, the more she's trying to hide.
3. This ones almost a dead giveaway every time. If the "Demon" in question is standing near a bunch of ugly chicks, she's trying to make herself look better.

Here are some tips to defeat demons.
1. This way is the best. Have a very beautiful woman with you at all times ( an Angle). the angle will vanquish the demon, and help demons stand out in crowds, for easy aversion.
2. Yell DEMON very loudly and run away. This will alert everyone around and the demon will be foiled, forcing it to practice its black magiks elsewhere.
3. Use common evil vanquishing tactics, i.e.: swords, silver bullets, garlic, etc.
4. Have a Worlock/Druid/Wizard. assist you. Worlcks/Druids/Wizards know spells to send the demon backeth weherth cometh.
-innocent young man:

Oh, i'm so stoked for mission trip, there will be so many babes.
-Innocent young man 2: i know right.
#mission trip begins#

innocent young man 1: there are no hotties on this trip what a rip off of $600
-Innocent young man2: I know right.
#3 days into mission trip#

IYM1: hey that babe is pretty bablisious right?
IYM2: no man she's just slightly better looking than all the other girls.
IYM1 and IYM2: .... (look at each other) DEMON!!!!
by gorillazzord August 29, 2010
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She Demon

A conglomeration of the worst things from hell that somehow found its way to earth. This succubus/demoness/bitch takes the form of a human female and tries to fit in with the human community. However, it is quite easy to detect this monstrosity and its out-of-placeness due to its extremely homely and ugly appearance and disfigured features of its body such as perhaps a horribly disgusting pot belly or a gigantic mole on its arm which it may try to cover up with a band-aid or something. Hence due to its failure to appear appealing, the creature is forced to act promiscuous in order to a victim (usually drunk or blind) to siphon the poor soul out of. It will also use gut-wrenching, low blow tactics and whatever it can in order to make itself look better in front of others. These tactics can include anything from gossip to snitching, or any other actions that society may consider graceless. This creature is quickly able to harbor the hatred of others. Which is actually a positive thing due to the fact that people will work together to unite against it. In only a matter a time, the human society will bind together to burn this hellion on a stake in order to serve it justice. However, the best way to rid of this demon and prevent it from doing any damage to your community is to obtain a harpoon-gun and shoot it through the heart and burning the body. However, do not throw the ashes into the ocean. For it will spread its HIV throughout the ocean. A warning to all, if one even suspects someone in your very own community to be the she demon, get your harpoon ready.
Guy 1: Dude, the freaking she demon tried to bang my brother the other day.
Guy 2: Isn't your brother blind?
Guy 1: Exactly.
by THS '10 June 1, 2009
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demoncrap

A combination of demoncrat and democrap. Always used as an insult, it is used usually by people of the far, far right who consider anything the least bit left as evil (demon) and stupid (crap).
You demoncraps just want to tax us so we can't donate to the church!
by Ancient Gold Dragon May 15, 2005
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Demon

A person with red eyes and a cold presence who feels nothing and craves blood. Can be male or female, usually has a cool name like Ezra or something. Hurts himself and everyone else. Immortal.
Man Charles Manson killed all those people hes a demon
by ezra666 January 1, 2012
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