Kiss the dock

When something that people really want to buy finally shows up in the warehouse and then ships out immediately.

That Mugneret-Gibourg barely had chance to kiss the dock, and you don't have an allocation.

by potableH20 October 3, 2019

dock gobbler

A person who works on the dock who works in logistics and receives inventory and exports goods.

What profession are you in? I’m a dock gobbler. I’m do shipping and receiving on the dock.

by 420D-Portkid December 21, 2022

Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!

I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!

by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 3, 2020

Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in

I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was fucked, but next thing my boys showed up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.

by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023

Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.

Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...

by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016

Docking baby

The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.

Oh, this kid, he is a docking baby.

by The Axxhole January 22, 2017

Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me

by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024