When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 13, 2023
A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business
Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business
Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
by A Fucking Pinecone August 03, 2016
by t.ri.stan February 01, 2022
The ingestion of half a bottle of hot sauce and waiting till the hot sauce is ready to be evacuated out of ones body. Then one, using the other half of the hot sauce in the bottle makes an enema, and squirts the remainder up inside the anus cavity then proceeds to poop/spray thr spiciness all over a hot meal. This is compared to having "Devils Diarrhea".
Place of Origin: Lakewood, Ohio
Originator: Nick Tanski
Place of Origin: Lakewood, Ohio
Originator: Nick Tanski
Nick went home to drink some hot sauce, then used the 2nd half to spray up his ass, giving him "Devils Diarrhea".
by ×Unknown February 11, 2023
Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.
by Pitchy June 19, 2015
by jackswag47 April 20, 2015
The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.
A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.
by imafuckboi July 24, 2020