cutting the chocalate

Expression used when one is trying to relieve themselves of their fecal matter in the restroom.

Wife: What are you doing in there?
Husband: I can't even have a moment of peace when I am cutting the chocalate.
Wife: What's cutting the chocalate.
Husband: I'm taking a dump, leave me alone!!!

by Dman Dominguez July 26, 2006

Cutting the Mustard

To fart. Not just a normal fart though, an extra stinky, spicy fart.

Sami had a bratwurst for lunch, now she cant stop cutting the mustard.

by udonishaslem October 14, 2014

cutties

Used when someone is upset or cut. Usually accompanied by a finger scissor cutting action across your front.

"Oooo, Stacey's got cutties!"
"Cutties!"
Can also be done silently with only fingers moving.

by Brendan March 24, 2005

mud cutting

Anal sex with someone who hasn't eliminated their bowles yet.

Mud cutting with Sarah wasn't as fun as I had hoped.

by asdf October 15, 2003

I Aint Cuttin It

I Aint having it, i dont wont your ass.

I Aint Cuttin It.

by Baddbitchs123 May 17, 2011

Cuntiballs

usually refers to a hatefull man who has hurt you

jeese he is such a cuntiballs...ran off with my best mate

by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

cunticular

Adjective: Of or relating to somebody who can't refrain from acting like a complete and utter cunt.

Mplicit - "she's such a massive bitch.."

Cruk'D - "quite a cunny if I do say so myself"

Mplicit - "cunticular ad infinium"

by Mplicit March 2, 2009