cricketoholic

A person who is obsessed with cricket. Their every desire, inspiration and thought is regarding cricket. People often get mad at how obsessed they are with cricket.

What work do you do?
I'm a cricketoholic

by Cricketolic171812014 September 10, 2018

cricket chirp

My favorite trans gay boi

Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp

by Vinny snøw December 21, 2018

Cricket

A beautiful dark haired girl thats all that.

Wow, have you met Carrie yet? Shes a total Cricket.

by Carpricorns December March 20, 2019

Cricket

A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...

Go FUCK URSELF

Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis

Person 2: Yeah they're GODS

by MaNameDefinetleyNotJeff July 21, 2019

Cricket

Gay

Cricket is gay

by caldak17 August 28, 2019

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019