that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

eat that cookie

Licking and tasting a woman's sweet vagina

I want you to spread your legs so I can see, smell, and eat that cookie. Damn I love it now spread that cookie while I lick it

by Beef4u December 21, 2016

cookie ruler

Someone who's extremely bored right now.

If your are reading this, you are Cookie Ruler.

by Coganator August 22, 2007

cookie (girl)

A girl with an amazing and awesome personality. She will always be at the party though even if she has to sneak out. And is known to always have a boyfriend, but never cheats. Even though cookie is crazy at the end or the day she loves her parents and her friends

that girl is such a cookie (girl)

by Moana is a great movie March 17, 2017

ScissorKick CookieWiggle

Lesbian Sex, or the act of scissoring

The two lesbians got into the back of their subaru forester and did the ScissorKick CookieWiggle

As created by Jason Ellis.

by astoldbyjasonellis June 13, 2010

Timekeeper cookie

A fucking milf that can control time

I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie

by Justatksimp August 27, 2021

white lily cookie

a beautiful cookie from a game known as “cookie run”, currently not playable in the “cookie run: kingdom”. rarity will most likely be an “ancient” in the game, ancients are the rarest of all types of playable cookies.

person 1: hey! whos your favorite cookie from cookie run?
person 2: oh, it’s white lily cookie.
person 1: cool! mines strawberry crepe.

by malehutao October 20, 2021