Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.

Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.

by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023

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Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.

My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019

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Chili’s Lava Cake

When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.

I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.

by Urboipickle April 29, 2022

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digging my chili

The perception that a woman whom you are talking with is really into you and buying your witty words or slick proposition.

After three drinks she was digging my chili and I knew I'd be having breakfast at her place.

by hwyhiker February 11, 2014

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Denver chili bowl

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.

In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.

by Magnus Corelian February 12, 2007

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