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Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.
Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.
I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?
by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022
mugGet the Drown the Childrenmug.

Childrenize

Give something or someone children features. Give someone a childlike appearance. In other words, make someone younger than they should.
ANIME CREATORS SHOULD REALLY STOP CHILDRENIZING ANIME CHARACTERS FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD BECAUSE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THEY SEXUALIZE ANIME CHARACTERS THAT RESEMBLES THAT OF A CHILD.

Man, I don't really know why anime creators childrenize anime characters.
by Inventorofsex910 January 10, 2022
mugGet the Childrenizemug.

crack for children

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
mugGet the crack for childrenmug.

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
mugGet the childrenmug.

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