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oh yeah I had my children at 13 I never went to a party
by fuckingurdadrn May 12, 2021
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Children of the gods

A movement of people who believe that aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago. And That worship them and look for there return.
They live a very intellectual and highly cultured life style in an attempt to copy the "gods".

And also work for a world government, and seek to spread there message throughout the worlds population.
by Judge dredd7 October 6, 2011
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children

the worst thing that rome this earth with there screaming tantrums and there demon eyes with that little grin on there faces they are demons just hearing the word children is scary enough. if i ever worked at a daycare i will have the worst stars for rating because all the children will be dead GOD THERE SO ANNYOING
OMG LOOK ITS CHILDREN RUNNNN
by i spat in your tub January 23, 2021
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Children

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗
Yay. Children.

Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 27, 2024
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Childrenize

Give something or someone children features. Give someone a childlike appearance. In other words, make someone younger than they should.
ANIME CREATORS SHOULD REALLY STOP CHILDRENIZING ANIME CHARACTERS FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD BECAUSE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THEY SEXUALIZE ANIME CHARACTERS THAT RESEMBLES THAT OF A CHILD.

Man, I don't really know why anime creators childrenize anime characters.
by Inventorofsex910 January 10, 2022
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Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.
Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.
by Figo3 May 23, 2018
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