Cape

when a gay woman has a boyfriend/husband or child in an attempt to cover the fact she is gay

Female equivalent of when a gay man calls his girlfriend a "beard"

Me: "oh look, Sharon has put a cape on"
You: "she should just be proud of who she is and accept that she is gay"

by lilsmoosh June 10, 2020

Cache

these people have a massive wiener, they get all the babes, they are athletic but secretly are uncut, a lot of the time they are players but are funny and nice.

you are like cache

by jgtgyuu May 17, 2021

the Cape Cod

The Cape Cod is a two person sexual activity, needing one receiving male and an individual to initiate the act. The initiator stands behind the male and lowers until their arm is between their legs. The arm is bent upward to grasp the penis to provide a model of Cape Cod and it's culturally liberal tip, Provincetown. The penis is then stroked with a firmly grasped Provincetown until the male finished and releases his ferry.

Upon finishing, the initiator must address the male with the phrase, "thats some good fuckin clam chowdah!!!!".

I gave 3 bucks to that guy and he gave me the Cape Cod behind a 7/11

by thoseturtls August 27, 2014

Cookied up and cached out

When your internet browser is acting funky and cannot access certain websites.

User: "I can't log into this website."
IT tech: "Yep, looks like your computer is all cookied up and cached out. No problem, I'll clear it up and you'll be logged in in no time."

by Jerrod B January 2, 2009

University of Cape Town

The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.

Jack: The University of Cape Town definitely is the place to study in Africa!

Sean: For sure, man

by krugsie September 4, 2014

Cape Rape

In Melee, and to a lesser extent Brawl, when Mario swings the cape around to either:

A. Deflect a fully charged Samus ball
B. Deflect a Fox/Falco after theit up+b recovery rocket
C. Basically anytime the cape is used for tactical advantage

You just got cape raped

by Brown Bear :) October 8, 2008

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 December 15, 2008