Columbian Birthday Cake 

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

Columbian Birthday Cake by Butter Sue July 22, 2019

Columbian jack hammer 

While plowing a female women you snort a line of cocaine of her clit

The dirty bitch let me do her with the Columbian jack hammer

Columbian jack hammer by Top shagger gav December 5, 2019

Columbian Swan Dive 

A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.

Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.

Columbian Swan Dive by Chuck Savage May 13, 2021

Colombian Teabag 

A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.

Gave that bitch a Colombian Teabag. Bitches love Colombian Teabags.

Colombian Teabag by Eyehole Man September 8, 2016

Colombian Blowjob 

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

Colombian Blowjob by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

Colombian Car Jack 

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

Colombian Car Jack by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Colombian drug mule 

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

Colombian drug mule by BDE #2 March 22, 2021