When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

A small group (usually 3–5 people) who each run multiple burner accounts — typically 2 or 3 apiece — and use them together to spread lies, mass-report enemies, or fake mob outrage online. Their main goal: keep their delusions alive. Basically the final boss of brain rot — internet terrorist on steroids.
“That squad of burners need to quit that internet terrorist act — nobody likes a wet blanket.” — Everyone on Earth
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

by Whateverdude- June 5, 2021

by Dumbnamenamer May 28, 2022

A closeted gay who goes to extreme lengths to deny his homosexuality, though it is plainly obvious which way he really swings.
-"John's got a little too much Express on to deny it."
-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
by Respectable June 17, 2010

The theory that people who post their true opinions on burner accounts are too scared to have their main account and theirself associated with said opinions
by DonkDonkBaDobk September 21, 2025

by marco28793 June 16, 2022
