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The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025
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Squad of Burners

A small group (usually 3–5 people) who each run multiple burner accounts — typically 2 or 3 apiece — and use them together to spread lies, mass-report enemies, or fake mob outrage online. Their main goal: keep their delusions alive. Basically the final boss of brain rotinternet terrorist on steroids.
“That squad of burners need to quit that internet terrorist act — nobody likes a wet blanket.” — Everyone on Earth
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025
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Burner

A term used to describe a handgun by people who failed the 4th grade
by Whateverdude- June 5, 2021
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Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper
After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.
by Dumbnamenamer May 28, 2022
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belt burner

A closeted gay who goes to extreme lengths to deny his homosexuality, though it is plainly obvious which way he really swings.
-"John's got a little too much Express on to deny it."

-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
by Respectable June 17, 2010
mugGet the belt burnermug.

Burner account theory

The theory that people who post their true opinions on burner accounts are too scared to have their main account and theirself associated with said opinions
user639519562549: The holocaust was deserved, save evropa!

JohnJorker27: Burner account theory
by DonkDonkBaDobk September 21, 2025
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seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.
he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.
by marco28793 June 16, 2022
mugGet the seat burnermug.

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