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Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.
I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.
by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016
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Secretly loves a big dick in his anus
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
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Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice
by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018
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This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.
“Man, I saw Brandon last night and I forgot how much I miss that kid
by youllneverkn0w March 1, 2019
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He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon
girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade
by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016
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The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports
“Man: let’s play some football
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”
by the cellist April 22, 2019
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Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017
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