by Bigdaddy2001 November 14, 2014
Get the Hooky booger mug.a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat
"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"
by lektro. November 1, 2013
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Get the sleepy booger mug.The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.
1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
by Bauxb July 9, 2016
Get the bong booger mug.During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.
K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.
But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.
That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.
But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.
That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
by BL00DFaRT October 31, 2016
Get the Shower Booger mug.The White Booger refers to a shitboxvehicle, any make or model, which color is white. The White Booger constantly runs like shit regardless of how much money you dump into it. The White Booger won't die because it's cursed to run like shit forever causing the owner frustration, grief, and an empty wallet. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to sell the pile of shit to an unsuspecting ass bastard.
John would be a wealthy and happy man but he owns The White Booger so he is cursed to be poor and miserable!!
by Pickles84 December 10, 2016
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