A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!
Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!
For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!
For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
by Big1Adam December 30, 2018
Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009
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by Booger a boy June 01, 2021
The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019