bubba barbie

Bubba Barbie is a large sized woman who is large, but dresses, looks and acts like a barbie. They are large and in charge! Beautiful large woman.

The choir teacher was a bubba barbie and could belt out that tune while shaking her booty.

by Swankmyster May 18, 2016

Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.

When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.

by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018

Barbie

Barbie is a beautiful stranger. It's all about a person everyone feels attracted towards.

Today I saw Barbie she was wearing pink shoes

by Drooling over November 24, 2021

Statesville Barbie

Sweet short, redheaded girl that lives in Statesville North Carolina and is just adorable ☺️

Look at this adorable, redheaded gal. She looks just like a Barbie doll. Where are you from , Statesville North Carolina? You say well ,you will be called Statesville Barbie then.

by Donvito2112 March 2, 2024

Headless Barbie

Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.

Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.

A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’

by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023

big booty barbie

a bad bitch who loves pink and has a big (maybe plastic) ass

yoo look at that girl with a big ass wearing pink!
she is a big booty barbie.

by ianarlnstfu10 December 8, 2023

Dirt Barbie

A complementary term for a femme who plays outside and recreates (hike, bike, climb, backpack, whitewater raft, kayak, etc.) while not minding being messy, stanky, and crunchy. Overall, buck the system. These are hard femmes/fems who know that being natural is sexy and “Barbie-fied” photoshopped images of a false male fantasy female are not. They wear sick outfits while sending lines and cracking ciders. They don’t mind climbing chalk on their clothing, but they do mind ugly outdoor fashion.

Athena lives in a van, takes baths in a river, hikes with their dog, and guides whitewater all while going real hard femme - their a wicked rad Dirt Barbie!

by Boogie Bus July 13, 2022