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Fanny Bandit

A word often used to describe a straight guy who acts exceptionally gay or feminine. Also a gay guy who is exceptionally open about their orientation and hits on every man he sees.
Wow, that new kid jim is a fanny bandit.
by Joanne Sandanno March 6, 2008
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keyboard bandits

The keyboard bandits originated in a small public high school in Adelaide, and only grew bigger from there...

An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.

However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?

All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.

The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.

What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.

You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
KEYBOARD_BANDITS FOREVER!!!

I support the keyboard bandits.
by Keyboard bandit #119 October 27, 2007
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reindeer bandits

taking light up reindeer on people's front lawns and placing them into sexual positions.
We're going reindeer banditing tonight.

Why are my reindeer doing each other? damn reindeer bandits!
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Bieber Bandits

A group of Bieber loving ruffians who post pictures of Justin Bieber in various locations, usually only located by those in search of the Bieber bandits. Whilst they have never been seen due to their actions they have been described dressing as ninjas and working only at night, or in the early afternoon.
Carter: Hey look its a picture of Justin Bieber on the ceiling!
Adam: It must have been the Bieber Bandits!
Carter: We must catch the Bieber Bandits!
by NotTheBieberBandit October 29, 2010
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Ray-Ban Bandit

1) American military slang for adolescent hit-and-run thieves in occupied countries who grab anything not well-secured or well-guarded. The most common item stolen are soldier's sunglasses (like Ray-Bans and Gargoyles, thus the term.
By extension, the term is also used for adolescent refugees and beggars.
"The locals have a trick where they leave a string of Ray-Ban Bandits by the convoy routes to beg for food or steal anything that falls off the trucks. Then they beat the poor starving bastards and take the stuff away from them so they can sell it on the black market..."
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
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bandit

solid, bad ass, above greatness, bandit > awesome
these chicken wings are bandit son....
by goose5060 June 12, 2011
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banksta'

a cross between the words bankin' and gangsta', a name for a gangsta' who is bankin'
Yo, check out Keelan, he's a straight up banksta'.
by skyler bagby December 27, 2007
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