august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019

August 15

This is the day in which you must grab boys and girls ass day

It’s August 15 gotta grab his ass since I love him so much

by Lanaeee August 14, 2019

August 8

National Cat day. It is also Emmy A s birthday.

It's August 8, National Cat day! Everyone should show appretiation for their cats! (It is also Emmy A s birthday!

by your friend schnipper October 28, 2019

august 24th

national have a party day

her: what are you doing today
him: nibba its august 24th

by willsmithscousin69 August 18, 2019

august 3

idk some bitch fionna was born

“do you know some bitch fionna was born august 3rd?”

by shawtyshortygangvibes October 24, 2019

August 20

August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .

friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!

me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!

by Ogjeffl1t October 17, 2019

17 August

The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want

Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place

by Lgl November 03, 2019