A Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. First to throw over 4000 yards in each of his first two seasons as starter. Doesn't make bad decisions and is the 2nd best running QB in the NFL behind, of course, Michael Vick. Aaron Rodgers was one who many thought would not be able to replace Brett Favre, but in fact has 17 Penises. It can be noted that these penises can turn into anything. ANYTHING. Lucky for your team, he doesn't turn them into dragons. DRAGONS I TELL YOU. DRAGONS!
Person A: Lets count the number of Penises in here. Let's see, 16 males and Lady Gaga. Hmmm....
Person B: Aaron Rodgers.
Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.
Person B: Aaron Rodgers.
Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.
by Powerfhgj December 24, 2010
Get the Aaron Rodgersmug. An Alcoholic beverage made of 1/3rd Rum (coconut) and 2/3rd's Root Beer.
Named such because like many of the roles Aaron Eckhart plays, it seems like a nice drink but fucks you up later. Just like Aaron Eckhart often plays a role where he seems like a nice guy, but fucks you up later.
Named such because like many of the roles Aaron Eckhart plays, it seems like a nice drink but fucks you up later. Just like Aaron Eckhart often plays a role where he seems like a nice guy, but fucks you up later.
"I'm going to have myself a strong Aaron Eckhart"
"I Shouldn't have had that last Aaron Eckhart last night. I did not expect the results."
"Man, that Aaron Eckhart was just like Two-Face. Two-faced."
"I Shouldn't have had that last Aaron Eckhart last night. I did not expect the results."
"Man, that Aaron Eckhart was just like Two-Face. Two-faced."
by Zacq October 24, 2008
Get the Aaron Eckhartmug. consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009
Get the aaron's zippermug. Colloquialism for running errands. Not to be mistaken for running with the Pokemon Aron (National Dex #304).
by Señor Coach February 3, 2021
Get the running aaron'smug. 
A god football player with the strength of 40 albino gorillas and can hit so hard he kills kids on the feild
by Fatdick29 October 28, 2017
Get the Aaron kochmug. Aaron Court was my first love... he was kind. funny. handsome. driven. selfless. and so incredibly smart... he had a big heart. and i wish it was still mine to cherish. i think he just wasn’t sure what to do with that big heart of his, and with that- came breaking mine... he broke my heart worse than anyone has in my entire life. but i’d still do anything for him in a heartbeat. he made my life have purpose. he was the reason i woke up every day. he made me a better version of myself, and happier than anyone ever has. he was my best friend. he knew me like the back of his hand. we grew up together. and he was my safe place. my comfort... and one day, i hope i can look back on this and remember our love as being beautiful. and soft. and true. i’ll remember him as the first person i ever gave my heart to. the first person that i was completely vulnerable with. the first person that ever made me feel at home… and and maybe someday, he’ll come back… come back and make me feel at home again. and if not, i hope one day his name won’t break my heart anymore.
by Aaron Mitchell April 23, 2023
Get the Aaron Courtmug.