Gay Old Aunt Tom

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.

Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.

by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017

aunt flo

Cartman's aunt who visits his mom every month. She has perkinsons disease.

I hate when aunt flo comes

by carly cline December 30, 2005

auntle

A gay uncle or your gay uncle's lover (whichever one is more feminine gets the title).

My uncle and auntle live in Chicago.

by Flora January 8, 2004

aunteater

The resulting sound formed by the congregating of a gentleman, an ego, and a poor speller from Philadelphia.

Aunteater is fucking loud

by lotsoftime February 2, 2009

Wesminster Dog Show Aunts

Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.

A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

monthly visit from Aunt Flo

A girl's period

I'm going to have to take a rain check on going swimming because of my monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

by Backwoodsnorthernboy March 12, 2012

my great aunt fanny

fanny is a euphemism for the buttocks. So the exclamation "My Aunt Fanny!" or "My great Aunt Fanny!" is to say
"My ass!" as something of a perturbed rebuttal or reply

"I think YOU dented my car."

(surprise and denial) "My great Aunt Fanny! I did not!"

by theguywhobrokethebank November 1, 2013