Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.
Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.
by MySexyHair February 21, 2015
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Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.
He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.
by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023
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On the lag

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)
Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad
by Batis1970 July 28, 2018
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Jeep Lag

The term given to the Delay that occurs when you press the Gas and the engine reacts, in a 2000s Jeep Wrangler
Wow, the Jeep Lag really got me at the beginning of that last Rock Climb.
by Labrador_Jeeper July 21, 2023
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Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.
4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro
by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023
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Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
by Itz Rob August 27, 2016
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Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.
by Soulgirl March 06, 2009
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