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Eugene Wilson

Trash ass rapper and track runner. Say he get girls but always gets curved or "done dirty" by dem meanin he got no game.
Mannnnnnn someone said i was lookin like a Eugene Wilson today cause i got curved by my crush.
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Alister JM Wilson

a fun freaky guy.. who looks like a lion. He's very dramatic almost fem, very stubborn and always has to get his own way. A true god in bed could go for hours. Alister JM Wilson has a bod like hulk and a nose like a rocket. He makes you want to have 6000 babies. Extremely strong and could ride you all night long. Alister JM Wilson will never open unto you but he will open you up if yk what I mean ;) He's very sexy and could make you juicy in seconds and just the sound of his voice could get any boy or girl aroused. Alister JM Wilson is the ultimate beast.
omgosh I just got railed with Alister JM Wilson I want 6000 babies.

did you just get railed by Alister JM Wilson? I wish I could get railed by him.

I was eating Alister JM Wilsons booty
by heyheyheyhithere March 14, 2021
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The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.
by Scottith July 15, 2024
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Jane Wilson

The main antagonist of a Walten Files spinoff series. Portrayed as a sadistic yandere. She has a sister Rosemary Wilson and dies by getting pushed off of Jack Waltens roof. Age 26.
Person1: Jane Wilson sucks
Person2: Yeah, she’s a bitch
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Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand
My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.
by EDog73 November 23, 2022
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Sandra “harses” Wilson

Sandra “harses” Wilson (born 30 December 1973) is a woman from North West Yorkshire who came to prominence after she was filmed antagonising the royal's guards horses and other tourists at Buckingham Palace in April 2023. Her northern accent made her sound like she was saying “harses” when discussing the horses and thus, her nickname was gained. She also gained notoriety for her distinctive laugh that could be heard in several videos of her filmed by passers-by. She also has a following on TikTok and documents her life as a Muslim woman, regularly hosting TikTok lives in which she talks about Allah and Mariama
Did you see that clip of Sandra “harses” Wilson back at the palace? She was touching the horses reigns again

Well her daughter’s a harse, what is wrong with stroking a bloody arse.
by kathyprice2007 January 27, 2025
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Wilson

guys that are name “wilson” seem to be someone with a badass attitude, but in person they are just an innocent angel.
(girl) oh have you heard of the new boy at our school??

(girl) nooo?? but who is he?

(girl) wilson!

(girl) oh! he must be a BADASS huh?

(girl) you see it yourself, there he comes.

(girl) oh… that’s an baby “wilson” i see..
by yourmaid.com April 9, 2022
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