Calm the farm

Vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes

"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."

by Ridley Amstrad October 9, 2016

Farm Fag

Someone who lives on a farm/ ranch and is probably incest

All these nasty farm fags are so uncivilized

by Squidwards Bitch June 29, 2019

Cluster farm

A cluster farm is the PG-13 version of a cluster fuck.

The government response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been a cluster farm.

by lasrubieras March 25, 2020

Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020

Farm show

Where animal with a giant cock fills a woman with a gallon of cum. Then a animal that eats anything laps it out.

Did you see that horse fill her!? Then the pig got it all out.

Yea man what a Farm show that was.

by Deltafreak4 November 16, 2017

cucumber farm

The insertion of many cucumbers in the anus at one point of time.

"Ahh, my ass is sore!"
"How come Isaiah?"
"I had a cucumber farm up there!"

by Sir Kaneye East III May 11, 2016

warick farm

Slang for having a habit, ..when the junkie's have track scars

Old mate looks like he's been to warick farm a few times, check out the trainlines bro

by Shutthegate December 9, 2020