by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019
Get the tube socked mug.A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.
by FO August 17, 2017
Get the sea sock mug.Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 1, 2017
Get the Socks on a rooster mug.Typically white knee-length with stripes at the top. Looks good on both girls and guys. However, in the latter case should always be worn with short (mid-thigh or above) shorts and NEVER with sandals.
by futterwacker678 August 19, 2010
Get the Tube socks mug.A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.
by Homicidal Artist July 5, 2007
Get the Stiff sock mug.An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003
Get the Fart Sock mug.A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.
Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.
Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.
Student #1: "I just keep losing socks everytime I do a wash, I have no idea where they're going"
Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"
Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"
by Russell86 January 18, 2008
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