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Urban dictionary

A place where no one votes for my definitions
Fuck shit you bastards let this in to urban dictionary
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
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urban dictionary

a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys
person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better

person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah
by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018
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urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole
That fucker ain't hood he just urban white
by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016
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Urban Zombie

An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 16, 2014
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Urban dictionary

Basically it's reddit but with word definitions instead of posts
Friend: Yo Fam U use Reddit for your daily memes?
me: Nah bruh, i use ThE uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy
by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019
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Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
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urban camper

There sure are a lot of urban campers out on the streets today.
by Chris Meyer August 24, 2005
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