Oct 13

Appreciate your friends day!

Molly: " what's the date today?"
Ryan: "It's Oct 13, duh! Appreciate your friends day"

by Rickrollricky October 13, 2022

November 13

November 13 is national Alex-crush day any person named Alex, regardless of gender, HAS to admit their feelings to their crush is asked by their friends

November 13 is a national holiday where all people named Alex are doomed...

by @holidaydef November 12, 2020

November 13

NOVEMBER 13 IS NO HOMO DAY!!

YBN Burger: Hey today is November 13 so we can suck each other and it’ll be no homo

by YBN Burger October 17, 2020

April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021

September 13

Grab your crush’s neck day

Tj : bro did u see Mya today?
Omar : yea she was just at the park
Tj : ight i’m finna pull up on her cuz she lookin too fine today
Omar : ight
pulls up to the park*
Leslie : omg Mya..Tj is here
Mya : lord he is so fine
Tj walks up to Mya*
Tj : hey Mya
Mya : hey Tj
hugs*
Tj : you know what day it is right?
Mya : nahh i don’t
Tj grabs her by the neck gently, makes eye contact, and kisses her*
Leslie : *gasps* oh shi-
Mya : *whispers* dam that gave me butterflies
Tj : *whispers to Mya* it’s September 13th *laughs*
Mya : ohhhhh
Leslie : girl what just happened
Mya : it’s September 13th..
Leslie : ohhhhhhhhh

i hope y’all enjoyed the little story lol
i did this because i’m bored :)
!!NO REAL INFO IS BEING SHARED!!

by prettykayyy08 September 11, 2022

13. December

National fuck your girlfriend day

boy: lets fuck
girl: why?
boy: cause it's 13. december

by Sak milos ne? December 13, 2021

Apollo 13

1) The "successful accident" that took place on April 11, 1970 thru April 17 1970 where astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and Jack Swigert had to jurry rig their Apollo spacecraft, using the LEM as a "life boat" after an explosion broke one of the oxygen tanks during liftoff

2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"

1) Houston, we have a problem

2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...

by icantthinkofausername777 March 12, 2020