one-eyed sword swallower

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!

Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.

by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

That one kid in your class

You know... That ONE weird kid.. Like really weird. Even weirder than the weird kid... You know... Yeah..

Random guy: Hey did you hear about that new kid?

Other guy: yes he's that one kid in your class

Random guy: He's that one kid in my class...

by KatIsASansFangirl May 22, 2021

one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021

One-stop gasm spot

n. : a picture in which a person, usually male, masturbates to wishing he/she and the object or person in the picture were physically have sex

Billy used Cat's picture as a one-stop gasm spot.

When Cat discovered that her profile picture had been used as a one-stop gasm spot, hell was let loose.

by C0NT0RTI0NIST December 10, 2009

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 3, 2017

take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014