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verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH
Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!
by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015
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old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
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grumpy fart

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe
Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart
by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022
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Fart Smella

ew
your a fart smella thats kinda sus man
by ILikePeopleOfAge March 9, 2022
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Shula fart

One of the largest anal tremblings one can experience. Typically observed eating a large steak, a Shula fart has immense velocity and quality behind it, yet there’s no smell.
“Bubba that fart woke up the entire floor. But what the hell it doesn’t smell?”

“That’s because it was a Shula fart”
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
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Fart Tornado

When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.
Yo, it got hot last night, me and Jenny did a fart tornado!
by Ipn87 October 6, 2018
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fart

a queef but out your butt. she’s gorgeous and has 6 pak. he will cherish your love forever because he wants to.
i can’t even believe you love fart. that’s so totally awkward random
by fart love December 15, 2021
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