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Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.
She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me
by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021
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Dog Cunt Millionaire

Aussie slang - Someone who wins the lotto and doesn't deserve it.
Did you hear that Sam won lotto ? Yeah he's a dog cunt millionaire
by bljb1 August 13, 2021
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Stinky corn dog

Where you put work into a girls butthole and your weiner comes out in a full turd and the partner eats it.
by Cheesenuts.451 August 18, 2022
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Raining cats and dogs

We say it's raining cats and dogs when there is a heavy downpour. It simply means a heavy rain.

The saying presents an interesting image of animals falling from the sky, that doesn't seem to have much to do with torrential rain, and experts aren't certain about its origin.
The most likely and least appealing theory is that rain storms in 17th century England would carry the bodies of dead animals through the dirty city streets inspiring people to say "it's raining cats and dogs"
Example: -Sorry I'm late for work it's raining cats and dogs and the streets are flooded.
-when it rains cats and dogs, you tend to get very wet.
by NB1906 August 29, 2022
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Blue Dog Syndrome

ADHD or ADHD-like symptoms that often present in dogs, usually in blue staffies, as intense over arousal in the presence of even just mild stimuli.
My dog Buddy’s blue dog syndrome makes his brain melt when sees another dog 100 yards away
by Potato Papi August 30, 2022
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How’s the dog doin?

Everybody always asks what the dog doin
But they never stop to ask how the dog doin
“How’s the dog doin?”
“What color Bugatti does the dog have?”
by What color is your Bugatti? September 9, 2022
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Dog Festival Directions

If you want to eat some dog I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15000 dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know Im just trying to be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And its a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
Its about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Never mind it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival
Man I wish I had Directions to the dog festival

well listen to Dog festival directions
by Neopolitan! November 4, 2022
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