mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

emilia fart

a fucking icon bitch
no nvm
THE fucking ICON bitch
(period)

YOU: Oh who's that over there dying her hair blue in the park?

ME: That's not a person that's Emilia Fart, she's a fucking icon. Take notes...bitch.

by HailmeBitch February 14, 2018

Lee Fart

A leaf art, he is a noxious thing. Fart cloud left by an unconsiderate friend who likes to crop best friends. Because he believes it is funny, mostly farts, are created by people who eat really bad diets and drink lots of alcohol

Dude, joey, just lee farted me.At the funeral

by ShortStackFun February 11, 2025

Fart Gobbler

An individual who rgularly inhals and consumer farts of others. They tend to sneak up on unsuspecting victims, position their nostrils just above their cheeks and wait for a the big toot, which they consume entirelly.

Person 1: I REAlLY HATE FART GOBBLERS
Person 2: * gobbles their farts *

by Neverhood84679237 May 17, 2022

Fate fart

The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.

Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.

by Tealybop May 30, 2022

CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT

MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART

by MrOozer August 2, 2021

Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023