stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

A best friend

Best friend: *walks down the hall with you like queens/kings*.
someone:look there is those stupidos
You: *slaps that someone*. NOTE:AS HARD AS YOU CAN SLAP EM THEY DESERVE IT❤️

a best friend is someone you will always have. You better love them and give them all your attention because if you or they leave your life wont be the same again you will cry yourself to sleep and regret it so make sure you give so much space for them cause you mighLOVE OR YOU WILL REGRET I SWEAR.t not have enough time to. a best friend will make you full of joy and they will love you till the end of time. They will do what they have in there power to make you happy and keep you company. GIVE THEM ALL YOUR

by dona sama October 14, 2022

Butterfly friend

A friend who gives you butterfly’s but you refuse to call a crush or a crush you are not fully confident will last.

‘Lily considered James a butterfly friend because she doesn’t fully know how she feels about him’

by Jayde_C August 23, 2023

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

Tik tok addicted friend

Is a friend how’s on tik tok (comedy/ lip syncing app). Knows every new dance. She/He only knows part of songs. Every time you have a conversation with them they tell you about how’s hot on tik tok at the moment.

Every friend group has an tik tok addicted friend.

by spillingandsippingthetea December 14, 2019

Con-Friends

Friends you have that you go to cons with, and/or meet up with at conventions.

I'm meeting my Con-Friends at the merch hall.

My Con-friends and I, are cosplaying characters from Tokyo Ghoul together.

by crowsonsamantha June 17, 2020

friend homework

Watching all the videos/clips that your friend sends you on, what is usually, a social media app that has a doom-scrolling feature like Tiktok on Instagram. This can measure from a few videos to hundreds a day due to how addictive/entertaining the select app is.

“I regret adding them back on Tiktok, I wake up to hundreds of videos of friend homework from them in my messages!”

by the real verity willis December 21, 2023