Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees

Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!

by PKlady March 25, 2023

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Double Stuffed Magazine

Double Stuffed Magazine, the only magazine dedicated to twins, double penetration, and oreos.

Barry: Hey did you pick up a copy of the new Double Stuffed Magazine?
Edwin: Yeah we made the cover!

by Edwin VonValium March 04, 2022

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Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.

“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”

by Yrrdrasil September 20, 2020

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double-edging

a sexual act were u and your friend both have sexual contact with someone else at the same time,ie-spitroast,threesome.

hey jim how did you and baz get on the other night with that girl?
jim- good mate was good ended up double-edging!

by kintymaddog August 12, 2009

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Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

by double.gaffe.119 June 02, 2010

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