Coined by Ford of "The Ford Show" (www.thefordshowonline.com, wednesdays 10pm est on Nowlive.com) a more modern and relevant term for a "booty call" relationship.
by the real j-boo August 15, 2008
Get the Ass On Demand mug.The act of placing a condom over your penis and to engage in sexual activity with a female. May often result in a rougher than normal fucking.
by MIKEd90 October 17, 2008
Get the strap that ass mug.When someone's eyeliner flick is looking superhot or is superneat, it's flick-ass.
Like kick-ass but with eyeliner.
Like kick-ass but with eyeliner.
by svms January 4, 2014
Get the Flick-ass mug.Ass Birthing is a very strange fetish that involves a person holding in their shit for an extended period of time; sometimes for weeks or months at a time. Once the individual has decided that they are ready to "give ass birth", they attempt to push out all of the backed up fecal matter that has built up in their colon during the "hold it in" stage.
Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.
Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
Ass birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. If the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to "shit it out", and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the shit from their body. The ass birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes anal hemorrhaging, and a horrible anal prolapse.
Ass birthers are extreemly masochistic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
"Hey man, are you okay? You look like you are in a lot of pain?" - "Yeah, I'm fine, just in a lot of pain. Going through my second ass birthing, and it is constant pain. Going to try to make it 3 months this time before shitting!"
"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."
"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."
"Wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!" - "Yeah, the moron is giving ass birth."
"I always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but I'm a man; so I am an ass birth enthusiast."
by aldougy February 26, 2014
Get the Ass Birthing mug."He broke up with me through a text, and then sent a picture of his dick to my roommate.!!"
"What an ass cube."
"What an ass cube."
by AssCube March 19, 2014
Get the Ass Cube mug.by Backwards boner June 10, 2014
Get the ass feet mug.Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off
by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018
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