love-boat

a fat couple

Person 1: "Wow, Dave is fat."
Person 2: "Carla is, too."
Person 1: "They'd make a great love-boat."

by PAIIIGE. June 23, 2008

Love

An unrealistic dream no one will have. Most who don’t find love are depressed.

I don’t love you 😘.

by Fjfjdhd djdjdhd April 30, 2019

Love

Love is something you will know when you meet, but if it leaves you then you will never be the same

Him :“I fell in love with girl I gave her everything”
“But she didn’t love me back the way I loved her “

by Isaí Echegoyen September 15, 2019

platonic love

1. a phrase used to mend the shattered egos of rejected woman and console the emotionally unbalanced state of rebuffed girlfriends.

2. BULLSHIT

Sally: "I am completely enamored with you."
Jack: "I don't love you like THAT sally: it's like, platonic love!"

by Ginny!! December 7, 2007

loving cup

Noun
1. A close, affectionate session of anal sex, noticeably more gentle and sweet than all other forms of anal sex.

*Sigh* Man, Kiera Knightly is so beautiful, I wish I could give her a loving cup.

by GoatBoySteve October 21, 2005

love muffin

(Noun) An enormous turd, shit nugget or any other type of fecal matter left behind in a toilet for the next person entering the bathroom to find. (note: usually does not have a smell)

Oh Man!! Big Jim left me a love muffin in the toilet this morning.

by Miley Cyprus April 6, 2009

Love

The word boys and men use

to get females into their beds
....something that does not exist

it only exist in fantasy and sometimes between a child and their parent. It's never true.

"Mark said he loves her"
"I love Matilda"

by DrakeBossy June 4, 2020