"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
by ebensteben April 27, 2008
Get the Wish in one hand, shit in the other. mug.The act of performing oral sex on someone, but then switching places with another individual who is at the time making out with that same person.
When michelle was in highschool she once participated in a one-two-switcharoo with a friend.
by Jamison H January 8, 2008
Get the one-two-switcharoo mug.Usage: A more unique way to say the highly overused "killing two birds with one stone."
Origin: Truly legendary members of native tribes that inhabit the lush rainforests of this planet have been rumored to possess the incredible ability of being able to kill multiple frogs with a single blowgun dart from exactly the right angle.
Origin: Truly legendary members of native tribes that inhabit the lush rainforests of this planet have been rumored to possess the incredible ability of being able to kill multiple frogs with a single blowgun dart from exactly the right angle.
We can kill two frogs with one dart by doing that biochemical experiment!
With her blowgun, the hunter killed two poison dart frogs with a poisonous dart that was coated in poison from poison dart frogs.
With her blowgun, the hunter killed two poison dart frogs with a poisonous dart that was coated in poison from poison dart frogs.
by AttiFinch May 1, 2011
Get the kill two frogs with one dart mug.The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.
The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
by ShadowzI May 12, 2013
Get the Killing Two Stones With One Bird mug.Dont really know what to call them so we will roll with gen z part 1 (sounds like a movie)
1997-2005 ( maybe 2006 at a push) The middle child of the 90s and 2010s kids
Too late for 90s stuff too early for the paul brothers and musically/tik tok
possibly the last wave of kids who played outside
Didnt get phones until very late childhood or early teens
Grew up with ps2/Xbox/GameCube - ps3/Xbox 360/ Wii
Possibly get grouped in with late gen y sometimes by older folk
Knows the world is fucked but like older gens most don't give two shits (too busy makin those me-me's)
and if you thought these guys had anxiety we will just have to wait and see how the kids who grew up in lockdown turn out
will make fun of boomers a lot even though baby boomers make fun of "those darn millennials" more
1997-2005 ( maybe 2006 at a push) The middle child of the 90s and 2010s kids
Too late for 90s stuff too early for the paul brothers and musically/tik tok
possibly the last wave of kids who played outside
Didnt get phones until very late childhood or early teens
Grew up with ps2/Xbox/GameCube - ps3/Xbox 360/ Wii
Possibly get grouped in with late gen y sometimes by older folk
Knows the world is fucked but like older gens most don't give two shits (too busy makin those me-me's)
and if you thought these guys had anxiety we will just have to wait and see how the kids who grew up in lockdown turn out
will make fun of boomers a lot even though baby boomers make fun of "those darn millennials" more
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