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Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*
by Fredrick Baer October 2, 2022
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Fat Guy

A Guy Named Vinnie Who Drives A Hyundai
by Your a fat guy February 6, 2022
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Fat Titty Ass

Adjective; the proper way to describe when something is unappealing or when someone is being negative.
"jewel did you sleep good enough? Cause you're being a fat titty ass"
"Mia's mom's knick name in high school was fat titty ass"
by Perryferrel May 7, 2016
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Fat

Something you are not like you're seriously a skinny legend
You ain't fat sis
by I_hate_snakeu February 23, 2020
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Fat

by that guy fr March 12, 2023
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fat chubby nugget

you ever see a fat person? and can’t think of a name for them? FAT CHUBBY NUGGET is the way to go!
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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
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