cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Community cheese

When every one in the community has contributed to the truffle butter and the truffle butter bad morphed into the cheese.

Vikki has the community cheese after the community train last night.
Vikki must ration the community cheese, due to excessive cheese mongering.

by King dingle January 10, 2022

Cumttage cheese

The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.

Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese

by TheDr.4527 January 17, 2021

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.

A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!

by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022

spray cheese

the cheese that you spray

dude 1: yo dude! maddie gave some spray cheese earlier

dude 2: dude! that's the best gift.

by easy quasy cheesu UwU September 16, 2018

Cheese grater

Sluts with braces or who had braces that are always trying to sleep around.

That brace face slut tried to suck my dick. Bitch don't be a cheese grater.

by Pch20 February 26, 2018