The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
Get the Murphy's Timemug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.Let It Be The Last TIme You bother Me<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.
The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.
The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.
I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist
by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019
Get the Time-rapistmug. Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
Get the My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termitemug. The best film of all time.
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
Get the TMNT 3 Turtles in Timemug. Bestie time is the Best Time is a phrase that we use to describe a time when we are gonna be seeing our besties!
by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP February 28, 2022
Get the Bestie Time is the Best Timemug. As in General Hospital, where she’s horny and almost kills her husband— and having a peaceful time
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole
Also remember when Kylie Jenner had a stripper pole
by Goou November 23, 2019
Get the Peaceful Timemug.