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cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole
my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.
by an idiot :) September 16, 2021
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Eat A Cat Day

Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is a national holiday that occurrs on November 27th, first celebrated in 1219, it was a day to make revenge on Sir Catsburg, who owned 1000 cats, but treated his people very badly, and only cared for his cats. So the people ate his cats in revenge. It became a national holiday in 1947.. Eat A Cat Day was officially banned in America in 1980, because the president thought it was insane to eat cats
Today is Eat A Cat Day guys!-me
What!?!?!?!?-friends
by Ieatcats September 17, 2021
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A local cat

A fat cat who hates water and can die by fire i guess and is a god and is very non special
i really wanna meet a A Local Cat
by I hate my life and want to die September 20, 2021
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cats

animals that piss and shit all over your carpet and then scream at you
i fucking hate cats
by ohmyohmyihavefoundyounigger September 21, 2021
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Sex cat

Funny cat bangs the camera Haha meme sexy
SEX CATBAHAHAHAHA PORN
by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 25, 2021
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Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast
omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!
by orange shark July 13, 2021
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