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friends

1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?

you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john

mom: jeff you fucking loser

2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?

you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john

stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
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Best friend

When two humans connect on some higher level, and somehow make those around them laugh at their inappropriate jokes. Every time.
Jamie and Naz are the kind of best friends that somehow manage to make everyone around them happier just looking at the way they laugh at each other’s frat boy fart jokes like they’ve never heard one before. Every single time.
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A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.
Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.
by PunkyPewster March 31, 2021
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Friend Zone

All his friends are girls because they all put him in the friend zone
by Your class mate June 6, 2018
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friends

Useless beings

waste of your life

a pretty good sitcom
i don't need friends they disappoint me

shut the fuck up i'm watching friends
by whitebalck October 7, 2018
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Friends with Benefits

Faye and Jackson are shagging

E.g. "Your leg isn't the only thing I want to rub" - friends with benefits Barbara
by LaaLaa init fam September 15, 2017
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