The Cat

A minor

And the cat was purring too.

by Carlos Poptart May 29, 2021

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

Cat Blocked

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021

Cat

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noun
noun: cat; plural noun: cats
1.
a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
Similar:
feline
pussycat
pussy
puss
kitty
kitty cat
kitten
Tiddles
Tibbles
tom
tomcat
tabby
tortoiseshell
calico
mouser
house cat
wild cat
alley cat
moggie
mog
fur baby
fur kid
grimalkin

2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
(especially among jazz enthusiasts) a man.
"this West Coast cat had managed him since the early 80s"
verbNAUTICAL
verb: cat; 3rd person present: cats; past tense: catted; past participle: catted; gerund or present participle: catting
raise (an anchor) from the surface of the water to the cathead.
"I kept her off the wind and sailing free until I had the anchor catted"

by bwakery May 31, 2021

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

Trojan cat

A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).

The kids brought home a Trojan cat and now we have a house full of kittens!

by Meredith5249 October 2, 2024