i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this

fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??

person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.

by nikki-kiki November 28, 2023

Doing a Cal

When you're too cooked and sleep in, miss your alarm and end up late for work

I've had a massive night out getting on it on a school night... I went to bed in the early hours of the morning and now I've woken up to realise that I've slept in and now I'm late for work... I finally get to work and all my who were good enough to make it to work on time tell me that I've 'done a cal'! sleeping in is defined as 'Doing a Cal'

by anonymous November 29, 2023

I love a bargain but I won’t do it

Buying something

I love a bargain but I won’t do it

by Xadana November 30, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

Doing A Ferg

A Ferg is when you get that rat arsed you not longer have the ability to see or show emotion.

OMG he’s drank way too much. He’s doing a Ferg!

by Rekcil Esra December 1, 2023

Doing a Finley Richardson

Moving on rapidly after being rejected because you've got nothing better to do with your life.

Bonus points if you run like a headless chicken or flex 24/7

"broski im doing a Finley Richardson, she rejected me bro 😞" 🧑🏻
"Damn you such a man slag broski but good for you? Wanna hit chest and arms sometime" 🧑🏼

by sausagemunchesonmuff December 3, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023