Bookmark friend

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever

Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex August 14, 2012

Friend

A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.

Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.

by GT1980 January 11, 2012

friend

someone you use when you have spare time to not get bored

I have a friend, he is very nice to me.

by RamadavaMinecraft September 13, 2017

best friend

A friend is someone who will help you move, a true best. friend is someone who will help move you! True best friends will always be there for you and help you like your brother/sister. A true friend can see your tears pouring while other believe the smile you are faking. yall lit af😎! and gay from time to time but not really gay😭

“hey best friend come here mamas”

by lindsey_baddest March 7, 2020

Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend

Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day

by anonymous August 22, 2021

friend

Something you don't have

friend: Hey mike how many friends do you have?
Mike: None, just like the person reading this.

by Sickzer August 13, 2019