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Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021
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Jack sur

From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)

This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.
Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."
by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021
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jack mckenna

Jack mckenna is a fucking hero. Everyone loves him he gets loads of bitches and that, he saves ppl from death and that i love him and should should to!
Jack mckenna pulls more bitches than anyone you know.
by not jack mckenna April 17, 2024
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Jack Munoz

a literal idiot who doesn't know what he is doing in life. plays clash of clans too
by anonymous January 28, 2022
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Jack Rolloson

Runs a shit server Called BC:RP when DOCRP is better
Jack Rolloson is a shit developer and runs a shit server called BC:RP when my server DOCRP is better
by Matthew Mastrangelo April 29, 2021
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Jack

The guy that has a blonde ponytail and sits watching anime in the corner of the class, half the time he has his head up his own ass, the other half he's looking at funniest names and thinking he is funny.
Hey bro, did you see that James Charles wannabe
Oh yeah, that was Jack.
by Hot sexy beast 69420 October 7, 2020
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Jack

- grape vape

- homeless jackson

- mcvirgin

- sexy fingers

- demolition

- bobcat

- mullet man

- dick pic

- team handbreak

- tricycle

- 5 finger discount

- pussy mcpuss puss

- pebbles

- best friend daughter fucker

- carless jackson

- crash test dummy

- speedometer

- DUI dickhead
When a jack does something so unbelievably stupid you add it to the name….

“jack pretended to be homeless…”
now becomes homeless jackson and continues to be added to the next stupid stuff.

“jack fucks everything he touches”

therefore sexy fingers

the rest are self explanatory
by anonymous1936462725 May 1, 2025
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