Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. October 18, 2008

Time

The Inevitable marching of time that's slowly killing us.

Joe: Oi what time is it?

John: The time is 2 AM. Let me sleep u fuck...

by Some guy too much free time November 17, 2020

Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".

-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time

by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019

Rider in Time

Someone who is indestructible and rides around in time forever and everywhere righting wrongs

Im a Rider in Time, Adamantine I'm indestructible

by HowardJulianRogers 08/01/1965 September 6, 2023

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Sailor time?

When you ask someone such as your friend if it is ok to curse at that time

Lauren: UGH!!! Sailor time?
Samantha: yup
Lauren: &$?@/?6?7!062)!!

by I-don't-like-pie November 19, 2016